What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

A Massive Particle Blasted Through Earth and Scientists Think It Might Be The First Detection of Dark Matter - ZME Science

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Secret leprosy infected the Americas before European arrival - DW

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Apple Now Selling Refurbished M4 MacBook Air Models - MacRumors

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

No way

Mario Kart World: All Costume Unlocks & Complete Outfit List - Nintendo Life

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Robin Thicke marries April Love Geary in romantic wedding after nearly 7-year engagement - Page Six

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Baseball Gameday: 5/31/25 vs. TCU - Oregon State University Athletics

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

MindsEye team deploys first hotfix as they scramble to make the dang thing work - Polygon

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Sloths The Size of Elephants Roamed America, Before Abruptly Vanishing - ScienceAlert

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives